Sitting downstairs on a double-decker bus, trying to make myself as heavy as possible because I know there are more people upstairs than down here and the driver is going like the clappers.

Part of me knows the bus would only be on the road if it was safe, regardless of where people sit.

Another part of me believes that million to one chances do come up, and one day this bus is gonna tip cos there are too many people upstairs and not enough down here.

How ridiculous!